Week 6--Washing Machine Sex

I did a lot of reading for this challenge.  One of the things that I've never thought of that kept popping up over and over was sex on the washing machine.  The theory is that vibrations from the spin cycle are transferred into...um...your groin, making the penis a fleshy vibrator.  o_O Seemed worth a try to me.  Unfortunately, the only night this week that was a reasonable opportunity for this challenge was a stressful night preceded by a long and stressful day.  It was to the point that I thought we would have to redraw, but, in the true spirit of the challenge, we made it happen.

There was a lot more to think about than I thought when I envisioned this, so I did some reading and learned that the "best" positions were: girl-on-top (lotus style), girl on the washer with guy on the floor and doggystyle (bent over the washer).  It was a little tricky because 1) we have a top-load washer and 2) the washer is about 2 inches too high for me (or I'm 2 inches too short for the washer). All relatively minor problems...

We threw some laundry in and got started.  I hopped up on the washer and she got things started by giving me some of that patented oral.  She was kneeling on a nearby stool and found the angle perfect to make me...accessible, which was nice.  After a few minutes, we reversed roles--she hopped up on the washer just as the rinse cycle came on.  While the height was perfect for her giving me oral, I had some more trouble with finding the right height to reach her.  After about 10 minutes, we hit the spin cycle.  Here we go!  Okay...it wasn't exactly what I read about.  It was good, but neither of us felt the vibrations from the washing machine in our genitals.  After about 15 minutes of fidgeting and adjusting, trying to find the right position and angle, she hopped down and we finished doggystyle over the washing machine after the cycle ended.

All in all, we both had fun.  The night didn't exactly start off perfectly, but we ended up making the most of it.  There were challenges: it was cold, the washer was a shade too tall and the positions were pretty uncomfortable.  There's also a basement window in the laundry room from our back yard, so the thought of being watched was sort of distracting for her.  On the up side, we like using different objects as obstacles, comfort be damned.  Also, the novelty of the act was sort of fun.  All in all, probably not something that we'd do again, but it was a fun experience.