Two challenges this week: sex games and kitchen sex. DOUBLE TIME...come hell or high water...
We decided that our game would be to watch some porn, which we've done before, and try to do whatever they were doing in the film. We thought this game up (but never actually did it) when we had a subscription to PlayboyTV years ago. We'd spend several hours a week watching various porn films and documentaries on there over the years, but gave it up when the kids were old enough to poke around on my basement TV. But, on a Sunday night, there was nothing good on, so we went with free, full length internet porn. We surfed around, but couldn't really find anything that got wifey going. It was sort of a catch 22 because if we escalated to something deviant and super kinky, she may not have been willing to act it out, but she was pretty desensitized to the standard-issue porn. So that fizzled pretty spectacularly...
...but kitchen sex, now that was something different. We made our way upstairs and as we stood in our pretty basic kitchen, we didn't really know what to do or expect. Sure, there's doggy over the counter, but that's pretty cliche. Wifey, being clever, grabbed a towel and insisted that I sit on the counter in the corner so she could give me some oral. Which she did. And it was incredible. Then we did some doggy with a twist...with me still sitting on the counter and her standing on a stool with her legs closed. It was pretty ambitious, but it felt really good. Balance was an issue, though, so we switched and she hopped up on the counter facing me and I stood on the floor. For whatever reason, this hit the right spots at the right angle for her and she came two or three times.
So, one out of two ain't bad. The porn thing fizzled, but we more than made up for it with some pretty spontaneous and creative kitchen sex.
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