"Well, it would do if you weren't around," says wifey as she synopsizes our experience with the third toy of the challenge, our new Wet Wabbit vibrator. I didn't expect her to be overwhelmed by the experience, because she, frankly, hates the feeling of synthetic materials. We started off somewhat tentatively with plenty of lube, and she warmed up to it slowly. We tried using the tip outside on the clit, which she didn't prefer to having it inside. We learned that you have to be careful with the rabbit ears on the clit...they have a tendency to poke it, which is pretty painful, but its okay if the clit sits in the "V" as its designed.
And then there's the vibration settings. It has several speed settings for the vibrator (located near the rabbit ears) and it also has another motor that causes the shaft and the tip to rotate while inside her. When I switched that on, she immediately started laughing because it was such a strange sensation, though not a particularly arousing one.
I found this to be a strange dynamic. I've never used a dildo or vibrator on a woman and it felt surprisingly awkward to me. It felt a bit unnatural...almost like I'm not really participating, which I didn't particularly like. However, I think that would have been a non-issue if she was really into it. As it were, it was just a "so-so" type of experience.
Sure I would have liked for her to really love it, but, in all honesty, "it would do if you weren't around," is a nice ego stroke for me...
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